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DM 6/22

[cardinal]

Did you know I have a pet shrimp now?

DM 6/22

[counterfake]

Did you point out the shrimp on your tour of your place?

DM 6/22

[cardinal]

No, he was sleeping!

DM 6/22

[counterfake]

Ah. How'd you end up with a shrimp?

DM 6/22

[cardinal]

He was for sale on Facebook marketplace and I fell in love with his dumb shrimp face. Well. Not face because shrimp faces are kinda hard to see? So his VIBE.

DM 6/30 after pride

[cardinal]

I'm like such an outcast misfit here and it's so not a cute look for me!

DM | 6/30

[counterfake]

When you're sober, let's talk about that.

DM | 7/1

[counterfake]

How's your head?

DM | 7/1

[cardinal]

It's fine!

DM | 7/1

[counterfake]

Wanna elaborate on your other dm? Something about being a misfit?

DM | 7/1

[cardinal]

Oh, that. Well, I can't make friends here. There's a whole phenomenon!

DM 7/8

[grndctrl]

Have lunch with me today?

DM 7/8

[counterfake]

Hm. I have to check my calendar.

DM 7/8

[grndctrl]

Oh yeah? Your day planner all booked up?

DM 7/8

[counterfake]

From sunrise to sunset. I’m clearly very popular.

Ding dong ditched at his door, 7/22

[cardinal]

An extremely ugly frog cake in a box next to a gift bag containing: this book, a stuffed animal, and fancy bourbon. There's no card, but there is a neon green sticky note on the cake box that simply reads capy birthday in what he'll know as her handwriting, right above a doodle of a capybara in a party hat.

dm [8/11]

[philomathean]

Hey man! Big day tomorrow. How're you feeling?

dm [8/11]

[counterfake]

Like I’ve promised a lot and I’m going to let everyone down. Minty’ll get her KFC before the week’s over.

How do you feel after evals?

dm [8/11]

[philomathean]

Oh, please. I'll personally take the shuttle into Colchester and buy everyone some Costco chicken patties if that's really what they want. But that's not actually what they want. People just like to be contrarian for laughs. It's going to be amazing.

A little confused. I'd been thinking about leaving exploration, actually. But I guess not very seriously, since I gave it my all when push came to shove.

dm [8/11]

[counterfake]

Suppose so. Wish some of them knew how much of my time's gone into it. Not that it'd change anything. Contrarian for contrary's sake, I guess.

Annie--you're an incredible leader. You want to leave?

DM 8/17

[grndctrl]

When is the last time you sat down and ate something? Please note the "sat down" part of this question and know it implies "and did nothing else?"

DM 8/17

[counterfake]

Uh. Hm. No clue. I don’t track habits like that. Do you?

DM 8/17

[grndctrl]

Yes, Cole. I eat regular meals and have what little can pass for a work/life balance in this place.

DM 8/17

[counterfake]

There are four of you. I wonder how you manage it!

DM, 9/7

[nolitangere]

Hey Cole, thanks again for your help with the party. I left something for you in your mailbox, hope it's useful for Equinox.

_{[OOC: If Cole checks his mail, he will find a liquid chalk marker set from Stamp of Approval, perfect for menu boards.]}