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DM 7/8

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Oh yeah? Your day planner all booked up?

DM 7/8

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From sunrise to sunset. I’m clearly very popular.

DM 7/8

[grndctrl]

Hm, I see. Well, next time, I suppose. How far out are your reservations booked?

DM 7/8

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Nah, I’ll find some space for you. You’re a VIP, after all.

DM 7/8

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I'm honored.

DM 7/8

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Listen, I always have time for you, Tom.

DM 7/8

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Even lunchtime on a lazy Saturday, I'm impressed.

DM 7/8

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Lazy for you, maybe. I got a new job.

DM 7/8

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Did you now.

DM 7/8

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You’re looking at the new manager of the formerly titled: Food Here.

DM 7/8

[grndctrl]

Wow.! Congratulations.

'Formerly titled'?

DM 7/8

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I can’t serve anything decent in a place called ‘Food Here’.

DM 7/8

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Not with that attitude, you can't.