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DM 6/22

[cardinal]

Small dogs have so little control in this big ol' world. Let them have their rage.

WELL, a buddy for a couple more years. You're the only lifer here!

DM 6/22

[counterfake]

You wanna come when I go looking for one?

I'll amend: a buddy for the rest of his life.

DM 6/22

[cardinal]

Yes please!!! I want to pet all the doggos. Perhaps boop a few snoots...

True! And it's an HONOR.

DM 6/22

[counterfake]

Adopt another weird cat along the way...?

By the way, should've mentioned earlier, Tom's probably headed to Enodia.

DM 6/22

[cardinal]

Toaster isn't weird, she's unique!

Wait really??

DM 6/22

[counterfake]

Toaster looks like what would happen if you put a cat in a toaster.

Yeah. Forgot to mention. I texted her number like 'Guess who!' and then she told me to eat my peas and she was on her way.

DM 6/22

[cardinal]

WOW. Stop impugning my cat's honor. She might cry!

Okay but... did you eat your peas?

DM 6/22

[counterfake]

I'll grab her a few toys. She'll never remember.

Fuck no. Who eats peas unless they're over 70?

DM 6/22

[cardinal]

I'll remember.

Idk. Babies?

DM 6/22

[counterfake]

Touché.

Might be nice to have her around. She does an excellent imitation of what a real mom would/should say.

DM 6/22

[cardinal]

Hey, if that's what you need? I'm glad you'll have it.