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counterfake
2023-06-23 12:42 am (UTC)
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Bigger than a beagle. Probably a lab mix, if we're being honest. Mostly open to whatever.
Interesting. Gotta google search that.
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cardinal
2023-06-23 12:43 am (UTC)
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So no teacup poodles? Harsh to them...
They're pretty interesting animals tbh!
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counterfake
2023-06-23 12:46 am (UTC)
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After Mrs. Hershel's pomeranian took a chunk out of my ankle? No small dogs.
What do you feed him?
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cardinal
2023-06-23 12:52 am (UTC)
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Tinky was so sweet to me. I never understood why he didn't like you!
Mostly frozen shrimps tbh. Like, ones that are smaller than him.
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counterfake
2023-06-23 02:31 am (UTC)
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He had some weird fixation with the mailbox. He never forgave me.
I’ve seen mantis shrimp, I think. Are they the ones that can punch glass?
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cardinal
2023-06-23 05:17 am (UTC)
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Maybe you shouldn't have violated the mailbox sanctity! Ever think of that?
Yes, but Pete is very well behaved. He'd never.
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counterfake
2023-06-23 12:26 pm (UTC)
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Didn't realize shoveling her driveway would cause such hatred in a dog.
Sounds like you got yourself a buddy for life. Besides me, of course.
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cardinal
2023-06-23 04:14 pm (UTC)
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Small dogs have so little control in this big ol' world. Let them have their rage.
WELL, a buddy for a couple more years. You're the only lifer here!
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counterfake
2023-06-23 04:38 pm (UTC)
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You wanna come when I go looking for one?
I'll amend: a buddy for the rest of
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cardinal
2023-06-23 05:03 pm (UTC)
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Yes please!!! I want to pet all the doggos. Perhaps boop a few snoots...
True! And it's an HONOR.
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counterfake
2023-06-23 05:15 pm (UTC)
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Adopt another weird cat along the way...?
By the way, should've mentioned earlier, Tom's probably headed to Enodia.
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cardinal
2023-06-23 05:26 pm (UTC)
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Toaster isn't weird, she's unique!
Wait really??
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counterfake
2023-06-23 05:29 pm (UTC)
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Toaster looks like what would happen if you put a cat in a toaster.
Yeah. Forgot to mention. I texted her number like 'Guess who!' and then she told me to eat my peas and she was on her way.
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cardinal
2023-06-23 05:32 pm (UTC)
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WOW. Stop impugning my cat's honor. She might cry!
Okay but... did you eat your peas?
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counterfake
2023-06-23 05:34 pm (UTC)
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I'll grab her a few toys. She'll never remember.
Fuck no. Who eats peas unless they're over 70?
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cardinal
2023-06-23 05:39 pm (UTC)
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I'll
remember.
Idk. Babies?
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counterfake
2023-06-23 05:56 pm (UTC)
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Touché.
Might be nice to have her around. She does an excellent imitation of what a real mom would/should say.
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cardinal
2023-06-23 09:08 pm (UTC)
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Hey, if that's what you need? I'm glad you'll have it.
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DM 6/22
Interesting. Gotta google search that.
DM 6/22
They're pretty interesting animals tbh!
DM 6/22
What do you feed him?
DM 6/22
Mostly frozen shrimps tbh. Like, ones that are smaller than him.
DM 6/22
I’ve seen mantis shrimp, I think. Are they the ones that can punch glass?
DM 6/22
Yes, but Pete is very well behaved. He'd never.
DM 6/22
Sounds like you got yourself a buddy for life. Besides me, of course.
DM 6/22
WELL, a buddy for a couple more years. You're the only lifer here!
DM 6/22
I'll amend: a buddy for the rest of his life.
DM 6/22
True! And it's an HONOR.
DM 6/22
By the way, should've mentioned earlier, Tom's probably headed to Enodia.
DM 6/22
Wait really??
DM 6/22
Yeah. Forgot to mention. I texted her number like 'Guess who!' and then she told me to eat my peas and she was on her way.
DM 6/22
Okay but... did you eat your peas?
DM 6/22
Fuck no. Who eats peas unless they're over 70?
DM 6/22
Idk. Babies?
DM 6/22
Might be nice to have her around. She does an excellent imitation of what a real mom would/should say.
DM 6/22